MINUTE-BY-MINUTE BREAKDOWN OF THE CRISIS

Current Time: 09:17

Estimated Duration: 30 minutes

Estimated Severity: 8/10 on the Crisis-o-Meter

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CRISIS SUMMARY

The crisis is REAL.

We are all doomed.

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prophets of old, now we have computers, and they're not much better than the prophets.