Never-Ending Agenda Item 3: The Saga Continues

This meeting will not end. It will never end.

Subitem 5: The Unending Debate

• Discuss the meaning of life in 5 minutes.
• Decide on a color for the meeting room.
• Take a 3-hour break to watch cat videos.

Proceed to Subitem 6: The Unending Discussion

Or, if you're feeling brave, proceed to Agenda Item 4: The Uncertain Future