Attendance Controllers Section 3: The Nether Regions of Bureaucracy

Welcome to Attendance Controllers Section 3, where the art of counting noses is taken very seriously. We're not just keeping track of who's here, we're also judging who's there. And by "there," we mean "not here."

Our team of highly trained professionals (okay, it's just Bob from HR) will guide you through the intricacies of attendance management, from the basics of sign-in sheets to the advanced art of attendance-based budgeting.

Click here for information on our infamous attendance penalty system.

Meet our Attendance Heroes, the brave souls who dare to be late.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Lost in the Hallway: A Journey Through the Uncharted Territories of the Meeting Room.