Attendance Controllers' Guide to Terms and Conditions

Section 1: You're Not Dead Yet (But Probably Should Be)

Click here if you're still reading this and haven't been driven to the brink of madness.

Section 2: What We Mean by 'Attendance Control'

Attendance Controllers are the ones who decide who gets to come to meetings and who has to stay in the break room for an extra 30 minutes because they 'Forgot their lunch money' (again).
Read more about how we make these life-altering decisions.

Section 3: What We Don't Mean by 'Terms and Conditions'

We mean, like, 'Terms and Conditions' are just something we made up because we couldn't think of a more creative name. Like, who needs 'Policies and Procedures' when you can have 'Terms and Conditions' and a bag of potato chips?

Learn more about why we're not actually in charge.