The Suggestibility Committee has convened.

Today's agenda: Brainstorming the most absurd, most unlikely, and most utterly useless ideas for the betterment of society.

We're not talking about your typical 'let's make a better to-do list' or 'how about we make more efficient use of the stapler?' sort of thing.

No, we're talking about things like: 'let's make all public transportation run on hamsters', 'all government officials wear neon wigs', and 'free pizza for all, but only on Tuesdays.'

Join us for an afternoon of unbridled creativity and questionable sanity.

Sub-Subcommittee for Unbridled Brainstorming Sub-Subcommittee for Irreversible Decisions Sub-Subcommittee for Utter Chaos