The Ministry of Meetings and Subcommittees for the Greater Good of Prophets, Wizards, and Other Clients of Evilcorp

We've received a request from our esteemed client, Evilcorp, to discuss the finer points of their latest dastardly scheme to take over the world. Or, at the very least, their neighbor's garden gnomes.

As per our lawyers' advice, we're required to run this by their lawyers first. Because, let's be real, we don't want to be responsible for any... unpleasantness.

So, if you're from Evilcorp, please do us a solid and have your lawyers give us a call. We promise not to make too many dad jokes.

Our Lawyers' Advice: We Should Be Friends

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