Our Current Evil Schemes
We're cooking up some new ways to bilk the system, and we want to share them with you!
Stay tuned for our latest evil plans, including:
- Buying up all the world's supply of artisanal cheese to corner the market
- Creating an AI that can predict the stock market, then using that info to manipulate it to our advantage
- Buying up all the world's supply of rare earth minerals, then selling them back to ourselves at inflated prices