Agenda:
Item 1: Brainstorming session on world domination
Item 2: Review of latest doomsday device schematics
Item 3: Lunch break - EvilCorp cafeteria serves only the finest despair-inducing slop
Action Items:
1. Deploy more mind-control chips to all major world leaders
2. Increase funding for evil lair renovations
3. Conduct a study on the most effective ways to make our minions more miserable
Next Steps:
1. Implement new evil lair security system to prevent pesky heroes from infiltrating
2. Review and revise our EvilCorp motto to something more catchy
3. Schedule a meeting with our rival villain to discuss a potential alliance
See also: Procurement Committee Minutes
See also: EvilCorp Employee Appreciation Banquet