Meeting ID: M666-001
Date: 2023-02-15
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The meeting started with a brief review of the current project status, which was described as "a dumpster fire" by John D. Evil. Jane D. Doer assured the team that the project was still on track, despite the numerous delays and budget overruns.
Bob S. Evil presented a new feature proposal, which was met with skepticism by the team. However, after some persuasion, Jane D. Doer agreed to allow Bob to proceed with the implementation, but only after he had promised to "break the internet" with his code.
After a heated debate, the team decided to allocate additional resources to the project, much to the dismay of the project's accountant, who had to be physically restrained from entering the room by security.
The meeting concluded with a group photo opportunity, which was ruined by Bob S. Evil's poorly lit selfie skills.
Next Meeting: TBD
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