Welcome to our subscription options page, where you can choose from a variety of plans that will make your life slightly more bearable.
Our plans include:
Receive a new box of mysterious donut-shaped objects every month. Contents may or may not include actual donuts.
Get stuck in a never-ending loop of confusion and uncertainty with our quarterly subscription service. Contents may or may not include actual donuts.
Get a new donut-themed anxiety-inducing email every week. Contents guaranteed to include at least 17 donut-related puns.