Meeting Subscription Options: Platinum Tier

Unlimited meetings, no human interaction required

For the discerning individual who wants it all, we offer the platinum tier: meetings upon meetings, upon meetings. No human interaction, no small talk, just meetings.

Subscribe to our platinum tier and receive:

• Meetings that will never end
• A guaranteed 100% chance of being late
• The thrill of being stuck in a conference room with a vending machine that only dispenses stale crackers

Only $100/month for this exclusive experience.

Want more? Try our:

• Extra Meetings
• Free Upgrade to a Fancy Conference Table

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