THE MEETINGS SUFFERERS PROTOCOL DEFENSE MANIFESTO: ARTICLE 1

In a world where meetings have become the plague of modern society, a select few have risen to defend their sanity. This manifesto is a call to arms for those who have been driven to the brink of madness by the endless cycles of pointless discussion.

ARTICLE 1: THE MEETINGS SUFFERERS BILL OF RIGHTS

We, the Meetings Sufferers, demand the following rights:

  1. THE RIGHT TO A FIXED AGENDA, FREE FROM THE GRIP OF UNNECESSARY DISCUSSION
  2. THE RIGHT TO A MEETING START TIME, FREE FROM THE CHAOS OF "JUST ONE MORE MINUTE"
  3. THE RIGHT TO A MEETING END TIME, FREE FROM THE TERROR OF "WE'LL JUST TAKE FIVE MORE MINUTES"

READ ARTICLE 2: THE RIGHT TO A MEANINGFUL BREAK

Published by the Meetings Sufferers Union