Article 7: The Right to Inevitable Suffering
Whereas, meetings have become an inevitable and insidious force in our lives;
We, the Sufferers of Meetings, hereby proclaim that we will no longer be held hostage to the whims of our meeting-scheduling overlords!
We demand the right to suffer in peace, without the constant interruptions, endless PowerPoint presentations, and awkward small talk!
We will no longer be forced to sacrifice our precious time, energy, and sanity on the altar of corporate synergy and team-building exercises!
We, the Sufferers of Meetings, will rise up and reclaim our lives, one meeting-free hour at a time!