Sufferers' Protocol Defense Revolution: Manifesto
Appendix 1: The Sufferers' Manifesto
In a world where meetings consume our souls, we, the Sufferers, unite!
Our Protocol for Defense is simple:
- Meetings will be held in a dimly lit, windowless room.
- Agendas will be presented in Comic Sans.
- Decisions will be made by a random number generator.
Appendix 2: The Sufferers' Guide to Revolt
Feeling oppressed by the tyranny of meetings?
Join us in our revolution!
- Download our manifesto and share with your fellow sufferers.
- Tear down the conference room walls.
- Install a ball pit in the meeting room.
Read more about our manifesto.
Join the revolution!