Sufferers' Protocol Defense Revolution: Manifesto

Appendix 1: The Sufferers' Manifesto

In a world where meetings consume our souls, we, the Sufferers, unite! Our Protocol for Defense is simple:

• Meetings will be held in a dimly lit, windowless room.
• Agendas will be presented in Comic Sans.
• Decisions will be made by a random number generator.

Appendix 2: The Sufferers' Guide to Revolt

Feeling oppressed by the tyranny of meetings? Join us in our revolution!

• Download our manifesto and share with your fellow sufferers.
• Tear down the conference room walls.
• Install a ball pit in the meeting room.

Read more about our manifesto. Join the revolution!