Post-Meeting Sunburn Report:

After a 3-hour meeting, our team has concluded that sunburns are not, in fact, a viable form of employee motivation.

We have decided to stick to traditional methods of productivity, such as caffeine and deadlines.

Recommendations for future meetings:

We will reconvene in 6 weeks, at which time we will reevaluate our sunburn policy.

Stay sun-safe, team!

Sunscreen Pilot Program Office Redecor (UV-Friendly Edition)