Post-Meeting Sunburn Report:
After a 3-hour meeting, our team has concluded that sunburns are not, in fact, a viable form of employee motivation.
We have decided to stick to traditional methods of productivity, such as caffeine and deadlines.
Recommendations for future meetings:
- Provide sunscreen samples for all attendees.
- Install UV-filtering windows.
- Replace fluorescent lighting with LED candles.
We will reconvene in 6 weeks, at which time we will reevaluate our sunburn policy.
Stay sun-safe, team!
Sunscreen Pilot Program Office Redecor (UV-Friendly Edition)