Meetings, Team Building, and the Art of Not Actually Getting Anything Done

Today's Agenda

• 1. Brainstorming
• 2. Deciding who is Most Likely to Get Fired
• 3. Eating Too Much Pizza

Objective: To determine which team member will be most likely to be fired in the next quarterly review. Side effects may include:

• Unnecessary meetings
• Excessive pizza consumption
• Unresolved office politics

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