Welcome, team! You've been brought here to "bond" with each other.
In Room 2, you'll be asked to share your favorite hobby.
In Room 3, you'll be forced to watch a 2-hour presentation on "synergy" and "dissecting" your feelings.
And, of course, in Room 4, we'll have a team-building "trust-building" activity where you'll all have to hold hands and pretend to be a single organism.
Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.
- Your Team Lead
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