Surviving Team Building: The Unrelenting Struggle

Welcome, wretches. You've been brought here against your will to endure the most grueling team-building experience known to humanity. You'll be forced to participate in activities designed to break your spirit, crush your morale, and make you question the very fabric of your existence.

Agenda for the Day

Today's schedule includes:

• 9:00 AM - Icebreaker: "Two Truths and a Lie" (or "I'm a sociopath and I don't care about your feelings")
• 11:00 AM - Group Lunch: "The Great Outdoors" where you'll be forced to eat a meal prepared by our team of culinary sadists
• 2:00 PM - Trust Building Exercise: "The Human Knot" where you'll be tied up like a human pretzel and have to beg for release
• 5:00 PM - Closing Remarks: Where our fearless leader will tell you that you're all winners and that this was "character building" experience

Don't worry, it's all in good fun! (Or is it?)

See the full agenda Safety Protocols: Because we don't want anyone to get hurt (but we're not really sure)