Or at least drive you to the brink of insanity.
1.1: Never use Comic Sans on official presentations
1.2: Do not eat the office donuts. They're not worth it.
1.3: When in meetings, do not nod. It's just a reflex.
2.1: Learn the names of at least 3 people in HR
2.2: Do not talk to Karen from Accounting. Trust us.
2.3: When in the break room, do not discuss politics or religion. Or anything.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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