Survival Mode: The Unofficial Corporate Manual

Warning: What You Are About To Read Will Probably Kill You

Or at least drive you to the brink of insanity.

Chapter 1: How to Not Get Fired

1.1: Never use Comic Sans on official presentations

1.2: Do not eat the office donuts. They're not worth it.

1.3: When in meetings, do not nod. It's just a reflex.

Chapter 2: How to Make Friends at Work

2.1: Learn the names of at least 3 people in HR

2.2: Do not talk to Karen from Accounting. Trust us.

2.3: When in the break room, do not discuss politics or religion. Or anything.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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