When facing a bear, remember: run away. Don't bother reading this, you're already going to get eaten.
First Aid Kit is not just for hippies. Use it to treat your inevitable wounds.
When building shelter, use only the most flimsy, poorly-placed materials you can find for maximum structural integrity.
Why bother with sturdy foundations when leaning against a tree is easier and more aesthetically pleasing?
When encountering wild animals, don't try to befriend them. They have better things to do.
Water is life! Find a puddle and call it a day.