John is our expert in the art of doing the bare minimum. He can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.
His superpower: The ability to drool without getting a single drop of saliva anywhere near his keyboard.
See his impressive collection of napping schedules
Play 'Snooze Bingo' with John and win a prize!
Meet the man, meet the myth, meet the legend... of sleep.
Warning: John is a highly contagious napping expert. Prolonged exposure may lead to drowsiness.
Consult the Snooze Doctors if you're concerned.