Management Meets Mindlessness

Today's meeting was called to discuss the latest "synergy" between the management team and the IT department. As it turns out, the only thing we managed to synergize was our eye strain from staring at each other in confusion.

Key Takeaways:

• Management: "I had a vision for a 3D printer that prints money."
• IT: "Sir, that's not how it works."
• Management: "I'm not paying you people enough, that's why."

We will reconvene when we have a better understanding of what "synergy" means.