When faced with a looming deadline, the true artist turns to the ancient art of procrastination. By binge-watching your favorite TV show, you're not only avoiding work, you're also honing your skills in the craft of doing nothing. It's a delicate balance of not doing the thing you should be doing, while simultaneously doing the thing that's more enjoyable.
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Remember, the key to mastering the art of procrastination is to never look at the clock. Never check your email, never check your phone. Just let the hours melt away like the credits on your favorite show.
The Procrastination Handbook by John Doe