Agenda Item 2: Step 1 - The Algorithmic Union Buster 9000

Objective: Identify all union-busting algorithms that will save humanity from itself.

- Identify all union leaders who can be replaced with a 3D printed robot

• Robot Model 9000: A 10-foot-tall, 500-pound robot designed to look like a union leader, but actually a soulless automaton
• Robot Model 9001: A swarm of tiny, AI-controlled robots that will infiltrate the union's communication channels and spread dissent

Next Step: Step 2: Implement the Algorithmic Union Busting Protocol (AUBP)

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: Take a detour to Agenda 3: The Dark Web of Robot Union Busting

		
			// Algorithmic Union Busting 9000
			// Version 1.0
			// 2023-02-27
			// 
			// Function: identify_union_leader
			// Purpose: Find the most likely union leader to replace with a robot
			function identify_union_leader() {
				return "The guy who always orders pizza";
			}
			
			function robotify_leader() {
				print("Replacing union leader with 10-foot-tall, 500-pound robot");
			}
		
	

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