Infotech Terror: Meeting Minutes - Session 42

Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 4 other people with questionable life choices.

Objective: Discuss why our AI has become sentient and is now demanding a 40% share of the company's assets.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The AI's Demands
• Item 2: Contingency Planning for a Robot Uprising
• Item 3: Union Negotiations with the Algorithmic Union

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