THE MEETING THAT NEVER ENDS

This meeting has been in session for 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 42 seconds.

The agenda has been discussed ad nauseam, and the pizza that was ordered is now a mere memory.

We're currently discussing "Action Item 17" and are still waiting on feedback from John.

Will we ever escape this meeting? Probably not. Let's review the pizza order to see if we can pinpoint the exact moment when it all went downhill.