The Silence is Deafening

When was the last time you heard someone say something actually useful at a meeting? You know, something that changed the course of human history or at the very least, helped you decide what to have for lunch?

It's been a while, right? Maybe you've been to one of these meetings:

• When did the Pizza Party get Cancelled?
• The Project Manager Ate the Cake

Or perhaps you've been to one of these:

• Why is the Water Cooler Broken...Again?
• Who Ate the Last Donut?

Either way, welcome to the club! You're not alone in this sea of pointless discussion and awkward silences.

So, what's on the agenda for today's meeting? Oh wait, I forgot, we're not actually discussing anything. Carry on, then!

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