Today's agenda:
10:00 - 12:00: Meeting with Subject 1, where we'll discuss the finer points of plotting world domination.
12:00 - 13:00: Lunch break, where I'll eat all the sandwiches and Subject 1 will eat all the cookies.
14:00 - 16:00: Meeting with Subject 2, where we'll explore the art of proper mustache waxing and trimming.
16:00 - 17:00: Tea time, where Subject 2 will learn the art of properly brewing the perfect cup of tea.
17:00 - 19:00: Meeting with Subject 3, where we'll debate the merits of wearing a onesie made of fur versus one made of leather.