Decisions made by King Argorius, ruler of the land of Neo-Brutalism, on the most important matters of state.
| Decision | Reasoning |
|---|---|
| Establishing a new law that all citizens must wear funny hats on Tuesdays. | Because, why not? |
| Raising the minimum required amount of sarcasm for public officials to 5x their current level. | To combat the scourge of actual helpfulness in government. |
| Declaring Tuesdays to be national Disco Day. | Because the people demand it. |
Other decisions made today include: