King Aragorn's Meeting Minutes: 2024

Attendees:

• King Aragorn (Chairman)
• Minion 1
• Minion 2
• Minion 3 (via Video Conference)

Meeting Purpose:

• To discuss the impending doom of our enemies.

Agenda:

• Review of the latest doomsday device designs
• Implementation of new minion management software
• Discussion of the meaning of life

Meeting Minutes:

• Item 1: King Aragorn: "Let us build a doomsday device that will make the world kneel before us!"
• Minion 1: "But, sire, won't that just make us enemies of the state?"
• King Aragorn: "Shut up, Minion 1."
• Item 2: Discussion of minion management software. King Aragorn: "I want it to be able to track our every move."
• Minion 2: "That sounds like a great idea, sire! But what about privacy concerns?"
• King Aragorn: "Silence, Minion 2. This is a tyrant's meeting."
• Item 3: Discussion of the meaning of life. King Aragorn: "It's all about the doomsday device, isn't it?"
• Minion 3 (via Video Conference): "Uh, actually, sire, I think it's more about finding a good coffee shop."
• King Aragorn: "Bah! You're all just jealous of my genius."

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held in the same location, same time, same day. Don't be late.