Black Hole Cheesemania: Theories Under Investigation

As the world grappled with the unsolved mystery of Cheese Stick Gate, a new phenomenon has emerged: Black Hole Cheesemania. The theories are many, but the truth remains elusive.

The Quantum Cheese Singularity Theory

Proposed by renowned scientist Dr. Emily Fizzypop, this theory suggests that the cheese stick is not just a snack, but a gateway to a parallel universe where the laws of physics are dictated by the laws of cream cheese.

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The Cheese Stick Wormhole Theory

Dr. Bob Cheesemania proposes that the cheese stick is not just a snack, but a wormhole connecting our dimension to a dimension of infinite cheddar cheese.

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The Cheesy Event Horizon Theory

Dr. Jane Fromage proposes that the event horizon of the black hole is not just a point of no return, but the exact spot where the cheese stick becomes too hot to handle.

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A black hole with a cheese stick stuck in it