As the world grappled with the unsolved mystery of Cheese Stick Gate, a new phenomenon has emerged: Black Hole Cheesemania. The theories are many, but the truth remains elusive.
Proposed by renowned scientist Dr. Emily Fizzypop, this theory suggests that the cheese stick is not just a snack, but a gateway to a parallel universe where the laws of physics are dictated by the laws of cream cheese.
Learn more about the Black Hole Cheese PortalDr. Bob Cheesemania proposes that the cheese stick is not just a snack, but a wormhole connecting our dimension to a dimension of infinite cheddar cheese.
Read the full paper on the Cheese Stick WormholeDr. Jane Fromage proposes that the event horizon of the black hole is not just a point of no return, but the exact spot where the cheese stick becomes too hot to handle.
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