Warning: This page contains advanced theories that may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or uncontrollable urges to eat cheese.
As part of our ongoing investigation into the mysteries of Cheese Stick Gate, we've uncovered evidence of an alternate dimension where the laws of physics no longer apply, and the fabric of reality is woven from the very essence of melted mozzarella.
The Singularity Theory proposes that a catastrophic convergence of cheese production and consumerism has created a rift in the space-time continuum, causing localized distortions in the space-time fabric.
We're not entirely sure what it means, but we're pretty sure it's bad.
Quantum Cheese Entanglement - A phenomenon where cheese and anti-cheese become one with the fabric of space and time.
Black Hole Cheesemania - A region of space where the gravitational pull of cheese is so strong, not even light can escape.
Quantum Cheese Entanglement Theory of Everything - The ultimate explanation for all of existence, or just a bunch of gouda nonsense.