Meetings/Update Protocol 101: The Ultimate Guide

Meetings: the bane of productivity and soul-crusher of many. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have crafted the Update Protocol 101, a comprehensive guide to navigating the treacherous waters of meetings.

With this trusty guide, you'll learn how to:

• Identify the signs of an impending meeting apocalypse
• Deploy the patented "Meeting Shield" defense mechanism
• Conquer the "Meeting Hydra" - a mythical beast that consumes all your productivity
• And, of course, "Escape the Meeting" - a feat of great heroism

So, don your cape, grab your coffee, and get ready to face the meeting challenge! Advanced Mechanics for seasoned warriors available upon request.