On a fateful Tuesday, Bob, a seemingly ordinary member of our team, vanished into thin air.
His desk was found empty, his coffee mug still warm, but his computer screen dark.
As we combed through the meeting minutes, it became clear: the last thing Bob said was 'I'll just step outside for a minute.'
A team member, who wishes to remain anonymous, reports that Bob was last seen 'reorganizing his sock drawer.'
Further investigation revealed that Bob's 'sock drawer' was actually the conference room's supply closet.
We have reason to believe that Bob's disappearance was a classic case of 'Sudden Onset Existential Dread.'
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