Appendix 1: The Fine Print

Also known as the "Fine Line Between Sanity and Madness", this appendix outlines the intricacies of our company's contract review process.

Appendix 2: The Fine Line Between Sanity and Madness for more information on how to maintain a healthy work-life balance while reviewing contracts.

Article 1: The Void Contract Clause

Section 1.1: "The Void Contract Clause" states that any mention of "void" in this contract is not actually void, but rather a metaphor for the existential dread of our employees.

Section 1.2: "The Void Contract Clause" also includes a 10% increase in coffee machine usage for every hour spent reading this contract.

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Article 2: The Fine Line Between Sanity and Madness

Section 2.1: "The Fine Line Between Sanity and Madness" outlines the procedures for identifying and reporting any employees who have crossed over into full-blown madness.

Section 2.2: "The Fine Line Between Sanity and Madness" includes a 5-page flowchart for diagnosing the early signs of madness in coworkers.

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