The Art of Void Meeting Sutras

For when you really don't want to do anything productive, but still need to pretend like you're being productive.

Defensive Protocol

  1. Arrive late, leave early.
  2. Agree to disagree.
  3. Take a 30-minute break.
  4. Send a 3-page email.

For when you really don't want to do anything, but still want to look busy.

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