VoidSpeak: A Conference of Unfulfilled Expectations
Welcome, traveler, to the VoidSpeak Conference, where the only thing that's ever actually accomplished is the creation of a to-do list for someone else to do.
Join us for our keynote speaker, "The Art of Putting Off Till Tomorrow What You Could've Done Today" by the renowned expert in procrastination, Bob "The Wait" Jenkins.
- Panel Discussions: Where the Only Thing That Matters is Who Got to Talk First
- Roundtable of Regrets: Sharing Your Post-Mortem with Fellow Attendees
- Awards Showcase: Honoring the Most Creative Excuses for Not Meeting Deadlines
// VoidSpeak: The conference where the only thing that's ever actually accomplished is the creation of a to-do list for someone else to do. // - Bob "The Wait" Jenkins, keynote speaker // - "The Art of Putting Off Till Tomorrow What You Could've Done Today"
// void speak = procrastination;
// var excuses = new Array();
// excuses.add("I'll get to it tomorrow");
// console.log("Tomorrow never comes");