Presented to the most creative, yet soul-crushingly dull meetings of the year. Congratulations, you've made it to the Void Speak Awards!
Category: Most Likely to Put Everyone to Sleep:
"The 10:00 AM Monday Morning Meeting of Doom"
Category: Best Use of Jargon to Confuse Non-Initiates:
"The 'Synergy Summit of Confusion'
Category: Most Likely to End with a Decision to 'Table the Discussion':
"The 'Let's Pick This Up Later' Summit"
Category: Best Use of White Noise to Disguise Lack of Progress:
"The 'I'm Thinking, Let Me Just Tap On My Pen' Awards"
Category: Most Likely to Be Rescheduled for No Reason:
"The 'Maybe We'll Meet Next Week' Awards"
Category: Best Use of PowerPoint to Embarrass the Presenters:
"The 'I've Got 20 Slides to Get Through' Awards"