Void Speak Awards

Award Winners

Golden Void

For the most creative use of the phrase "I'm not sure what to say, but I'll just say this..."

Winner: Bob Smith, CEO of Incoherent Inc.

Silver Void

For the most effective use of a 5-hour meeting to discuss a 2-minute topic

Winner: Alice Johnson, Director of Procrastination

Bronze Void

For the best use of "synergy" in a sentence without actually meaning anything

Winner: Dave Lee, Consultant of Fuzzy Buzzwords

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(Note: Background Noise awards are given to those who have successfully tuned out of meetings with the most creative uses of ambient soundscapes.)