Our Methods

The Art of Doing Nothing

As Void Strategists, we specialize in the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. Our methods are tried and true, passed down through generations of masters of inaction.

Step 1: The Power of Delaying

Master the art of procrastination with our patented technique of putting things off until later. Whether it's a report, a task, or a phone call, we'll make sure it gets done... eventually.

Step 2: The Void Voiding Technique

Learn to clear your mind of thoughts and focus on the void. This powerful technique will help you achieve a state of complete mental clarity, perfect for avoiding work.

Step 3: The Art of Distraction

Find the perfect balance between doing nothing and doing too much. Our expert instructors will guide you through the delicate art of browsing cat videos and checking social media while appearing productive.

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  • Our Hiring Process | Learn how we select the most skilled voiders to join our team.