It's time to talk about the Great Sock Puppet Uprising, a phenomenon thatประก has been plaguing us all for years. Those pesky sock puppets, with their cute faces and their constant need for attention, have been taking over our lives.
From the depths of the laundry room, they have emerged to wreak havoc on our lives. They've been stealing our snacks, hiding our socks, and even controlling our minds.
1. The Sock Puppet's desire for world domination.
2. The lack of effective sock sorting and matching.
3. The rise of the evil Sock Puppet Overlord, known only as "The One Who Knocks".
For more information on the Sock Puppet Uprising, visit:
Manifesto of the One Who Knocks