By order of the Grand Voidian Council, it is hereby decreed that all meetings shall be held in a state of utter pointlessness.
Section A: Purpose of the Edict
The purpose of this edict is to ensure that all meetings are conducted in a manner that is completely devoid of productivity, efficiency, or any semblance of progress.
Section B: Enforcement
Any meeting that is found to be even remotely productive shall be subject to immediate revocation, and the offending parties shall be forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.
Section C: Penalties
Repetition of this edict shall be punishable by a minimum of 5 minutes of forced silence, during which time the meeting attendees shall be required to stare at the wall and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
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