Section 1: Purpose
To clarify all confusion, the Voidus Protocol hereby decrees:
That all meetings shall be scheduled for precisely 3:14 AM on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music, being assigned to work on a project involving only beige-colored documents, and being forced to attend a meeting with a senior member of the management team.
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