Weekly Meeting: 2023-02-20

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaninglessness of it all

2. Review the budget for the upcoming robot uprising

3. Decide on the best way to spend our allocated funds on catnip and laser pointers

Action Items:

• Item 1: Send a strongly worded letter to the universe demanding more coffee
• Item 2: Investigate reports of a sentient, plot to destroy the world with an army of autonomous accountants
• Item 3: Develop a new marketing strategy for our line of "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" t-shirts

Next Week's Meeting:

2023-02-27