Weekly Meeting - Agenda Item 4 of 10

Welcome, team! Today's agenda item 4 is... Project "Epic Fail" status check-in. Please report on the progress of our beloved project.

• Subtask 1: Fix that one bug
• Subtask 2: Make it slightly less terrible
• Subtask 3: Pretend like we're actually making progress

Next item: Agenda Item 5 - The Great Debate