Weekly Meeting: The Most Thrilling Hour of the Week

Action Items:

• Item 7: Finish the TPS reports, finally
• Item 8: Convince management to get a coffee machine
• Item 9: Fire the guy who eats the last donut

Important Reminders:

• Don't forget the donuts!
• Turn off your computer when not in use
• Stop snoring, Bob

Upcoming Events:

• Summer Party: Because we need to get out of here
• Annual Review: Where we discuss who's getting fired
• Departmental BBQ: Where we eat more donuts

Notes:

Last week: We didn't do much. This week: We will do slightly less.

Important: Remember to bring your lunch. Or don't. We don't really care.

Links:

• What is TPS?
• Why do we still use notepads?
• Who invented the donut?

Random:

Why do cats have four noses?

Because they have one nose for smelling and three for looking at us with disdain.

Random Link:

• Why do we still use FTP?
• Who invented the internet? (Spoiler: it was probably Bob)