Project Status: We are currently stuck in the mud, but we'll get there eventually.
We've made 0% progress this week.
Some people are trying, but it's just not happening.
We're still trying to find our way out of this pit, but it's not looking good.
Some team members are on their way to get help, but they might get lost.
Don't worry, we'll get it done... by next week?
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