Weekly Worship Sessions

Welcome, faithful followers, to our weekly gathering of the most sacred of rituals: breakfast. Join us as we break bread, and occasionally, the internet.

Today's Breakfast Offering:

• Scrambled eggs, infused with the tears of the forgotten.
• Cereal, a staple of the unworthy.
• Toast, the staff of life.

Join us as we partake in the most sacred of meals, and bask in the glory of our benevolent leader, THE BREAKFAST OVERLORD.

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