Our Mission
Join us for an hour of worship, every week, where you can bring your favorite deity, and we'll make sure you're not alone in your existential dread.
- Meet the other gods
- Share your worship rituals
- Commiserate with fellow worshippers
Join us for an hour of worship, every week, where you can bring your favorite deity, and we'll make sure you're not alone in your existential dread.
| Day | Time | Activity |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | 9:00 AM | Yoga of the Damned |
| Tuesday | 12:00 PM | Caffeine Communion |
| Wednesday | 3:00 PM | Self-Improvement Sermon |