Definition of a Good Morning:

A good morning is not just the absence of morning sickness, but the presence of caffeine.

According to the Morning Committee, a good morning is defined as:

  1. A minimum of three cups of coffee consumed before 9:00 AM.
  2. The absence of meetings before 10:00 AM.
  3. The presence of bacon in the office break room.

Failure to comply with these guidelines shall result in the dreaded Morning Repercussions.

For more information, see Morning Repercussions.